To The Batpoles! Again.

When I was a kid, there was something about the "ACCESS to BATCAVE via BATPOLES" that always bothered me.

Let's say Commissioner Gordon calls — The Riddler's out raising hell or something — and Bruce and Dick race to the Batpoles. In their haste, they get mixed up, sliding down the wrong poles.

What would happen by the time they reached the Batcave? Bruce crammed into Robin's outfit? Dick swimming in Batman's garb?

And why did I, at nine or ten, lose sleep over this?