Back when you could do something with a buck ninety-eight.

What the hell is that?

That, my fine feathered finks, is the decal sheet to the Aurora Penguin model.

You got the money, the stenciled lettering on the box of umbrellas, the chart-y thing on the clipboard — everything you need to make your Penguin plastic assembly kit the best on your block. Well, of course, you'd need some Tester's purple and stuff.

And some glue to really gunk it up and give you a screaming headache.

Those were the days.