This is great.

To Coin a Phrase...

1. Batman Drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.
"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

2. Batman Drunk

The level of total drunkiness where a person does totally stupid things that they would not normally do (i.e. act like batman)
Person 1: Dude, I drank a ton last night. How bad did I get.
Person 2: Dude, you were batman drunk

You can't have too many of these.

I love me some freaks in Batman outfits.

And the Internet is so happy to oblige.

You Cant Make This Shit Up, Folks...

"CompleteRadiators.com in Oklahoma City, got what they thought was a crank call the other day. "The guy said he needed a radiator for a 1966 Batmobile, the one from the Batman TV Show, starring Adam West", John says. "I thought it was a joke until it turned out that the caller was serious and really needed a radiator."

"We had the Batmobile in Oklahoma City to display at a charity event to benefit The MS Bridge, a local non-profit organization whose mission it is to raise funds for Multiple Sclerosis patients who need financial assistance", said Jeff Binion, Special Events Coordinator for the Kruse Museum in Auburn, Indiana. "As we were driving the Batmobile from one show site to the next we noticed we had a coolant leak from the radiator area and upon further investigation we found out we needed to replace the whole radiator. We called John at CompleteRadiators.com, who had us take a few measurements on the existing unit in the vehicle. He said he had the right replacement in stock, a Proliance Ready-Rad Radiator." Jeff continued, "It was a perfect fit and we had the new unit installed in no time." A perfect example of CompleteRadiators.com's commitment to serve their customers with the right part, at the right place, at the right time.

The Batmobile is permanently on display in the "Batcave" at the Kruse Automotive and Carriage Museum in Auburn, Indiana. Its sleek lines and gothic look make it one of the most recognized cars in television history. The museum is operated by the Dean V. Kruse Foundation and in addition to the Batmobile it features a variety of vehicles in its 40,000 square feet of display, including a Duisenberg, an Indy Race Car and other unique movie and television cars."

- from www.CompleteRadiators.com

Low-wattage Batsignal.

You can make this very boss USB-powered Batsignal lamp thing — just follow these instructions.

Now, this is a very cool thing. Very Batman-y.

But I don't think shining this thing on your bedroom wall is gonna actually result in the Dynamic Duo showing up to thwart whatever crime is being committed in your parents' basement. (That's where your room is, right?)

Behave!

Or I'll kick your little 5 year-old Joker ass!

Buy more crap, circa 1966.

The Official Batman Batball and Bat Bat.

Bat Batter up!